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Ray

"There are two things I want in life: to be hot, and to be evil..."

Read this inspirational personal essay by the same author here.

How to Break Hearts and Look Good Doing It

Because if you're gonna be a hoe, this is how it goes.

by Ray Dominguez

posted February 2018

lungs

1

Breathe life into their lungs

lightning

2

Inject lightning in their veins

hurricane

3

Draw them in with that silver tongue
Into the eye of the hurricane

love

4

Tattoo your "love" into their skin

leave

5

Leave, and don't look back

sucker

6

Never, ever let them win

fire

7

Spark a flame, and throw the match.